dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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