No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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