Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Randomize
