:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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