Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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