i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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