But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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