Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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