pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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