The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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