Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i think i just lost a toe
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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