He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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