Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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