stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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