he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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