drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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