i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
we're so committed to being not committed
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