Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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