We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I CAN MOONWALK!
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
