i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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