hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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