You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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