I just cut my nipple shaving
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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