spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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