The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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