so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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