I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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