Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
