I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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