Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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