Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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