sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Randomize
