Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
