so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?