I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.