so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.