just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I think your dad took our porno
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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