I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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