For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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