I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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