I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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