my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
soo... how was my night?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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