All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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