so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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