I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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