i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
