Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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