how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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