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I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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