office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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