the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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