Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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