p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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