glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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