doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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