So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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