hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just gargled with NyQuil
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
