So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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