I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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