time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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