I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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