My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
