oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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